Fried chicken Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““I brush my teeth with a leg of fried chicken, and gravy is my toothpaste.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Fried chicken
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