Mashed potatoes Quote by Jarod Kintz

“Much to my delight, I found her panties to be full of mashed potatoes—but I had to supply all the gravy.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm a potato, I go well with gravy!”

— Twitter

“There was a salad, with dressing in a separate container, some mashed potato, chicken legs, and the garlic bread.”

— Anyta Sunday

“I’ll do the dishes.” He replied, “Later.” Sin number one. Everyone knew you cleaned the kitchen right away. If you didn’t, the gunk would…

— Kristen Ashley

“I don’t care that I no longer have my grandma to keep me company at the dining room table. Especially since she tasted so…

— Jarod Kintz

“Arthur dragged a french fry through his mashed potatoes.”

— Heidi Cullinan

“The guy across the bar was a slab of raw beef with a nose like a potato and ears like cauliflowers. A walking dinner.…

— Tim Stevens

“To the potluck I brought something I randomly found in my fridge. It was the source of the stink.”

— Jarod Kintz

“You say potato, I say potahto.” “I say rice pilaf. I say you’re trying to distract me with talk of side dishes.”

— Josh Lanyon

“You know how you have a good meal and you got gravy left on the plate. The gravy was so good that you don’t…

— Erin Jamison

“Lunch is served!" I shouted. The brothers wasted no time. Kishan reached for the chicken, and Ren, the cookies. I smacked their hands away…

— Colleen Houck

“The potatoes were starch grenades. The canned carrots were revolting because that is their nature.”

— David Mitchell