“What brings you here?”“Missed you, of course.”“Careful, Perseus. One of these days I might start believing you.” — Anyta Sunday Start believing Copy Share Image
“Jamie gawked at the JLM T-shirt peeking out of Theo's leather jacket and his face glowed. "Yes I-L-Y?” — Anyta Sunday Funny Copy Share Image
“I’ve one hell of a to-do list. Just need someone to do it.” Theo at the dinner table procrastinating.” — Anyta Sunday Dinner table Copy Share Image
“The worst thing I’ve done on a date? Ask who her favorite serial killer is. Under a bridge. In the dark.” Theo… — Anyta Sunday Serial killer Copy Share Image
“Rabbits should attack you like they once did Napoleon.” Leone to Theo during a fight.” — Anyta Sunday Copy Share Image
“So. Here I am, Jacob. Was it all just a game? Because for me it wasn’t. I really fell for you.” — Anyta Sunday Copy Share Image
“It was from Scott: This guy is brave. :P I wonder if he’s as hot as you? Hard to tell from back… — Anyta Sunday Copy Share Image
“I love to stalk. I love to stalk you real, real good. I took your name home after our date and we… — Anyta Sunday Funny quotes Copy Share Image
“since when have I ever been anything exceptional ?" "Again. Good point” — Anyta Sunday Copy Share Image
“It's close to Christmas." "Oh yeah? I thought everyone was just crushing on an old dude with stellar beard” — Anyta Sunday Christmas Copy Share Image
“Dear Jacob, Maybe it was none of those reasons. Maybe your ads were torn down because someone needs a room badly and… — Anyta Sunday Copy Share Image
“Theo: You don’t know this, because I haven’t wanted to talk about it, but Sam and Derek are my and Leone’s exes.… — Anyta Sunday Getting married Copy Share Image
“The worst thing I’ve done on a date? Ask who her favorite serial killer is. Under a bridge. In the dark.” — Anyta Sunday Serial killer Copy Share Image
“Where did all the snakes go? They swiped my peanut butter.” — Anyta Sunday Peanut butter Copy Share Image
“Making love is a Hollywood invention. It’s right next to Maglor and Middle Earth in a Tolkien dictionary.” — Anyta Sunday Love Copy Share Image
“If you want to understand the principle of scarcity, just look in the fridge for vegetables after your brother has gone shopping.” — Anyta Sunday Copy Share Image
“We each need to have a movie that freaks us the fuck out so we can laugh at ourselves later” — Anyta Sunday Cinema Copy Share Image
“Theo: Know how headless mannequins freak you out? Jamie: What twisted person thought decapitated models were a good idea?” — Anyta Sunday Copy Share Image
“There was a salad, with dressing in a separate container, some mashed potato, chicken legs, and the garlic bread.” — Anyta Sunday Copy Share Image
“When did you know I liked you?" "When you realized I was your best friend.” — Anyta Sunday Best friend Copy Share Image
“You’re so organized. No wonder I drove you up the wall.” A few seconds passed before Jamie responded. “That’s cute.” “What is?”… — Anyta Sunday Copy Share Image
“Mystery Ad Thief, Why? Did you not like my picture? Was it such an eyesore, it just had to go?” — Anyta Sunday Copy Share Image
“I wouldn't worry about shenanigans happening. I'm sure Lloyd is waiting." "Waiting," his mom nodded, impressed. "That's something." Wesley choked on the… — Anyta Sunday Copy Share Image
