“This was full when I left. Demon, did you eat some of my toothpaste?” — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
“Soap, toothpaste and detergent are all "new and improved". Are you?” — Diana Dentinger Copy Share Image
No gunfire, famine, or flies. Just lots of toothpaste, gardening and people stuff. — Mark Z. Danielewski Copy Share Image
Communists all seem to wear small caps, a look I consider better suited to tubes of toothpaste than to people. — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
For most celebrities, the biggest meal of the day is toothpaste (they use reduced-fat Crest). — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
The elections are run by the same industries that sell toothpaste on television. — Noam Chomsky Copy Share Image
Inflation is like toothpaste. Once it's out, you can hardly get it back in again. — Karl Otto Pohl Copy Share Image
I cut coupons, love specials and believe in buying toilet paper and toothpaste in bulk. It's just who I am. — Hilary Swank Copy Share Image
In my line of work, someone may say, 'Guess what? You've got to be on a plane in two hours.' So I… — Stana Katic Copy Share Image
Can't nobody [mess] with me. I'm like toilet paper, Pampers and toothpaste. I'm definitely proven to be effective. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I'm sorry, but I can't imagine being an American icon! It would be pretty difficult to look at your face in the… — Jane Pauley Copy Share Image
“Why must some of us deliberate between brands of toothpaste while others deliberate between damp dirt and bone dust to quiet the… — Barbara Kingsolver Copy Share Image
“Toothpaste pie is no substitute for swishing around minty-fresh love in your mouth and then rinsing out with cold, refreshing reality. But… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I don't go looking for somewhere to spend my money. You can step on a tube of toothpaste for a week, if… — T. Boone Pickens Copy Share Image
I watch children a great deal; their idea is that rules are always negotiable, whereas you absolutely cannot joke at the airport… — Natalie Jeremijenko Copy Share Image
You may think that's funny Osama but you never can squeeze every last bit of pride out of a human being. It's… — Chris Cleave Copy Share Image
There seems to be a common strain of miserliness in the American people when it comes to throwing away toothpaste tubes which… — Robert Benchley Copy Share Image
I've got a grocery bill at the end of every month.Our toothpaste, our orange juice, that all gets paid. But I -… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
So while you're getting ripped apart head to toe as you fall into a black hole, you will also extrude through the… — Neil deGrasse Tyson Copy Share Image
[...] Technology has tended to devaluate the traditional vision-inducing materials. The illumination of a city, for example, was once a rare event,… — Aldous Huxley Copy Share Image
There is a false moral imperative that seems to be all-around us that treatment of depression, the medications and so on, are… — Andrew Solomon Copy Share Image
I let her through. She checked Derek's pulse and his breathing, saying both seemed okay, then leaned down to his face. "Nothing… — Kelley Armstrong Copy Share Image
Great soul of Gandhi, cover your ears. You will not want to hear this! Listen, you inbred piece of Ku Klux Krap!… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
I prefer formal techniques, and use sonnets and rhyme, any manner of scheme to give a shape and order-of feeling as well… — J. D. McClatchy Copy Share Image
If there is any one skill that every professional must learn, it is how to brand himself or herself in the marketplace.… — Tony Robbins Copy Share Image
How do these celebrities stay so impossibly thin? Simple: They have full-time personal trainers, who advise them on nutrition, give them pep… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
“Don't you wish we all lived in black light… for one thing, it would mean an end to toothpaste as we know… — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
It is important to bear in mind that political campaigns are designed by the same people who sell toothpaste and cars. — Noam Chomsky Copy Share Image
My mother began to go crazy. Not in a 'Let's paint the kitchen red!' sort of way. But crazy in a 'gas… — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
“I always got cross with Elizabeth for leaving the top off the toothpaste. Now I throw it away as soon as I… — Rachel Joyce Copy Share Image
Most people probably don't even know what toothpaste they buy; they just recognize the box on the shelf. — Charles Duhigg Copy Share Image
I have. I woke up in Vegas once and there was no toothpaste, but there was some leftover Jack Daniels. I figured… — Kesha Copy Share Image
I have no brand loyalty to toothpaste. It's absolutely a different brand every tube. — Lolly Adefope Copy Share Image
Posing the question: does the god of love use underarm deodorant, vaginal spray and fluoride toothpaste? — Harlan Ellison Copy Share Image
You need to start mixing toothpaste with your shampoo because your brain has a cavity! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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