You'd better start mixing toothpaste with your shampoo. You're getting a cavity in your brain. — Archie Bunker Copy Share Image
I'm one of those people who has a toothbrush and toothpaste with me at all times. After lunch, I'll brush my teeth… — Morena Baccarin Copy Share Image
Once you squeeze toothpaste out, you can't put it back into the tube. The same is true with our words. Once we… — LeBron James Copy Share Image
To me, Botox is no more unusual than toothpaste. It works, you do it once a year, who cares? — Simon Cowell Copy Share Image
It's 2012 and we still don't have a toothpaste that doesn't ruin orange juice. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I got some tartar-control toothpaste a while back. I've still got tartar, but it's under control. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I'm on a billboard in Times Square, but my bathroom is still dirty, and I have toothpaste on my face. — Betty Gilpin Copy Share Image
I'm like toilet paper, toothpaste and certain amenities - I'm proven to be good. I've still got 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 years left. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
She would smile and show no surprise, convinced as she was, the same as I, that casual meetings are apt to be… — Julio Cortazar Copy Share Image
All her life she had wanted to squeeze the toothpaste really squeeze it,not just one little squirt...The paste coiled and swirled and… — Beverly Cleary Copy Share Image
Not crazy in a 'let's paint the kitchen bright red!' sort of way. But crazy in a 'gas oven, toothpaste sandwich, I… — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
I've always loved words. I ate up all the books I could get my hands on, and when I couldn't get books,… — Judy Holliday Copy Share Image
“There had been no one thing at which to point blame. The break-up was the accumulation of months of dissatisfaction. But if… — Lauren Dane Copy Share Image
I can think of no honorable answer. Why must some of us deliberate between brands of toothpaste, while others deliberate between damp… — Barbara Kingsolver Copy Share Image
The elections are run by the same guys who sell toothpaste. They show you an image of a sports hero, or a… — Noam Chomsky Copy Share Image
That transparency is important. Look at what's inside products and seek out those that contain natural, plant-based ingredients - from toothpaste to… — Sophie Heyman Uliano Copy Share Image
You know, it's trying to put toothpaste back in the tube. Not only are there a lot of outsiders intervening but this… — John Kasich Copy Share Image
I'd heard of Evergreen Care Center before. Cass and I had always made fun of the stupid ads they ran on TV,… — Sarah Dessen Copy Share Image
The illusion that mechanical progress means human improvement ... alienates us from our own being and our own reality. It is precisely… — Thomas Merton Copy Share Image
When you buy toothpaste or detergent or gas, that is now used for the first time in your lifetime or my lifetime… — Russ Feingold Copy Share Image
Every couple needs glue to stay together. Like all marriages, I suspect, if you're busy you don't see it coming until you… — Anne Robinson Copy Share Image
I walked away from acting for eight years and tried to make the choice that I should have made when I was… — Mel Gibson Copy Share Image
“Before Pepsodent appeared, only 7 percent of Americans had a tube of toothpaste in their medicine chests. A decade after Hopkins’s ad… — Charles Duhigg Copy Share Image
Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it is awfully hard to get it back in. — H. R. Haldeman Copy Share Image
Money in the bank is like toothpaste in the tube. Easy to take out, hard to put back. — Earl Wilson Copy Share Image
If you can sell green toothpaste in this country, you can sell opera. — Sarah Caldwell Copy Share Image
“I brush my teeth with a leg of fried chicken, and gravy is my toothpaste.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Most entertainment is trying to get you. It's tested, like toothpaste. — Albert Brooks Copy Share Image
I have a bag with a toothbrush and toothpaste and all the things I might need during the day. I call the… — Laura Linney Copy Share Image
I've had Botox, but then again pretty much everyone I know has. To me, Botox is no more unusual than toothpaste. It… — Simon Cowell Copy Share Image
Some things just aren't meant to go together. Things like oil and water. Orange juice and toothpaste. — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
I've learned that it doesn't matter how your husband squeezes the toothpaste, the important thing is how he squeezes you. — H. Jackson Brown, Jr Copy Share Image
When you live alone, you can be sure that the person who squeezed the toothpaste tube in the middle wasn't committing a… — Ellen Goodman Copy Share Image
Have you ever thought about toothpaste? Ellen has! And she makes a point about all of the types of toothpaste that Colgate… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I tell you what I envy about people in love - I'd love it if someone knew me I mean really knew… — Barbra Streisand Copy Share Image
A transition is taking place in Egypt. In my judgement, there is no going back. I think the old expression, "They're not… — Stephen Harper Copy Share Image
My mom always taught me to put toothpaste on pimples to dry them out at night. I do that all the time.… — Gigi Hadid Copy Share Image
One of the great natural phenomena is the way in which a tube of toothpaste suddenly empties itself when it hears that… — Robert Benchley Copy Share Image
