Husband Quote by H. Jackson Brown, Jr

When you brush your teeth, I'll squeeze the toothpaste.

— Julie Garwood

“Toothpaste pie is no substitute for swishing around minty-fresh love in your mouth and then rinsing out with cold, refreshing reality. But don’t take…

— Jarod Kintz

There is always a little more toothpaste in the tube. Think about it.

— Bill Bryson

Once you squeeze toothpaste out, you can't put it back into the tube. The same is true with our words. Once we say something…

— LeBron James

You can't put the toothpaste back in the tube.

— Anonymous

“Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, there’s no pushing it back in.”

— John Locke

I'm one of those people who has a toothbrush and toothpaste with me at all times. After lunch, I'll brush my teeth in a…

— Morena Baccarin

Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, its hard to get it back in.

— Me

Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it is awfully hard to get it back in.

— H. R. Haldeman

When you live alone, you can be sure that the person who squeezed the toothpaste tube in the middle wasn't committing a hostile act.

— Ellen Goodman

You cant put the toothpaste back in the tube.

— H. R. Haldeman

You'd better start mixing toothpaste with your shampoo. You're getting a cavity in your brain.

— Archie Bunker