Husband Quotes by Nikhil Saluja

HUSBAND, A person who never really becomes good, he is merely more proficient.

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HUSBAND, A sensible sort of a man -- he never thinks of romance and marriage;

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HUSBAND, living proof that women can take a joke;

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HUSBAND, SMART, A man who is on listening terms with his wife

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HUSBAND, A man who lost his liberty in the pursuit of happiness;

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HUSBAND, What is left of a lover, after the nerve has been removed;

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HUSBAND, TRADITIONAL, A man who expects his wife to help him with the dishes

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HUSBAND, SMART, One who thinks twice before saying nothing;

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HUSBAND, SMART, A man who buys his wife such fine china that she will never trust him to do the dishes;

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WIFE, HAPPY, a spouse who is sometimes so because she has the best husband -- more often it is that she makes…

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Ladies, if you ever find out your husband is cheating, then you should take your fat ass to the gym.

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WIFE, A great comfort during her husband's troubles -- those, that as a bachelor, he would never have had;

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Marriage is an institution in which a Man loses his Bachelors degree, and the Woman gets her Masters.

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HUSBAND, A man who has one mistake in his existence -- and keeps learning from it all his life;

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HUSBAND, HENPECKED, A man who always consults his better half instead of his better judgement;

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HUSBAND, SMART, A man who is never so busy bringing home the bacon that he forgets the applesauce;

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HUSBAND, is much like a fire -- he goes out if unattended;

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HUSBAND, A man who has to grow old alone;

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MARRIAGE, SUCCESSFUL, is when a husband can determine when his wife comes to the end of one argument and begins the next;

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I'm still in my first marriage. I know, it's wrong to talk about it so temporary like that. My current husband hates…

— Nikhil Saluja