Being cool Quote by Nikhil Saluja

HUSBAND, A man who has one mistake in his existence -- and keeps learning from it all his life;

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HUSBAND, A man who has to grow old alone;

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MARRIAGE, The process that turns a female from an attraction into a distraction;

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LOVE, The only game that is never called on account of darkness;

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MARRIAGE, An event which is called tying the knot -- unfortunately, the knot can be a noose;

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LOVE, A word used to label the sexual excitement of the young, the habituation of the middle aged, and the mutual dependence of the…

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LOVE SONG, a caress set to music

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MARRIAGE, An investment that pays big dividends if you manage to keep up the interest.

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LUXURIES, Items which, by grand design, always cost more -- for example: a divorce decree costs more than a marriage license

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I look at her boobs, and she looks at my dick, and that's when I realize the best things in life are actually free.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends Over And over again that you love them.

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KISSING, An action that only marriage can transform from a pleasure to a duty

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