Being cool Quote by Nikhil Saluja

It's one thing to reject the idea that it's a man's job to bring home all the bacon; it's another the 500th time your…

— Will Allison

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is.

— Jimmy Durante

HUSBAND, SMART, A man who is on listening terms with his wife

— Nikhil Saluja

HUSBAND, SMART, A man who buys his wife such fine china that she will never trust him to do the dishes;

— Nikhil Saluja

HUSBAND, SMART, One who thinks twice before saying nothing;

— Nikhil Saluja

HUSBAND= woman are like bacon…WIFE= how????? HUSBAND= well they look good, smell good, taste good and they are slowly killing me….

— Fading_scars

HUSBAND, TRADITIONAL, A man who expects his wife to help him with the dishes

— Nikhil Saluja

He that takes a wife, takes care

— Benjamin Franklin

HUSBAND, GOOD, A man who feels in his pockets every time he passes a mailbox

— Nikhil Saluja

An apple a day keeps your wife away, if you throw it hard enough.

— Nikhil Saluja