Bacon Quote by Fading_scars

Let husbands know Their wives have sense like them. They see, and smell, And have their palates both for sweet and sour, As husbands…

— William Shakespeare

HUSBAND, SMART, A man who is never so busy bringing home the bacon that he forgets the applesauce;

— Nikhil Saluja

I'll tell you what can make bacon better... nothing.

— Chelsea Handler

Some are just like biscuit coz married men eat them like biscuits

— Aghomi Emmanuel

I love bacon so much.

— Ayesha Curry

I actually get quite sad when I smell bacon.

— Jane Velez-Mitchell

I smell bacon, I smell pork, Watch out piggies, I'll get the fork.

— Anonymous

Husbands are chiefly good as lovers when they are betraying their wives.

— Marilyn Monroe

Wife=w-wonderful,i-item,f-for,e-entertainment and husband=h-handsome,u-useful,s-smart,b-but,a-at,n-night,d-dangerous…

— Suman Rai

My husband always smells good to me.

— Jessica Capshaw

Husband and wife,--so much in common, how different in type! Such a contrast, and yet such harmony, strength and weakness blended together!

— Giovanni Ruffini

It's one thing to reject the idea that it's a man's job to bring home all the bacon; it's another the 500th time your…

— Will Allison