Life Quote by Suzanne Johnson

“What is that?" "Soy bacon. It's good for you." I was unsure about many things in my life, but I was fairly certain God…

— Suzanne Johnson

“Wait. Was I really equating proof of a higher power with the existence of bacon? Yes. Yes, I was.”

— Hailey Edwards

“If God didn't want us to eat the animals, He wouldn't have made them so tasty.”

— Molly Harper

“I'm a vegetarian, you see, not because I love animals, but because I hate plants.”

— David David Katzman

“It's bacon. How can anything in the world seem bleak when one is eating bacon?”

— Julia Quinn

“A small piece of bacon flew out of his mouth when he spoke.”

— James Dashner

“And hey, bacon made everything better.”

— Jennifer Estep

“She knew it was hopeless when he smelled better than the bacon.”

— Amanda Usen

“Usually he didn’t bother the gods, and he hoped the gods wouldn’t bother him. Life was quite complicated enough.”

— Terry Pratchett

“He was a vegetable, so trying to change his mind was fruitless.”

— Jarod Kintz

“...bacon is fried guilt...”

— Erin Whibley

“Oh... and Bacon Surprise.' REALLY? WHAT IS SO SURPRISING ABOUT BACON? 'I don't know. I suppose it comes as something of a shock to…

— Terry Pratchett