Life Quote by Suzanne Johnson

“I was unsure about many things in my life, but I was fairly certain God did not intend bacon to be made from a…

— Suzanne Johnson

“If God didn't want us to eat the animals, He wouldn't have made them so tasty.”

— Molly Harper

“I'm a vegetarian, you see, not because I love animals, but because I hate plants.”

— David David Katzman

“If nothing else, there was bacon. There was always bacon. And Jesus.”

— Christy Barritt

“It's bacon. How can anything in the world seem bleak when one is eating bacon?”

— Julia Quinn

There are so many amazing plant-based foods out there that I don't feel the urge to eat tofu bacon.

— Ella Woodward

“And hey, bacon made everything better.”

— Jennifer Estep

“That almonds shouldn’t taste like bacon. That’s just weird, man.”

— L.H. Thomson

“God can supposedly make everything humans can't make but he can't make anything humans can make.”

— Aron Ra

“Wait. Was I really equating proof of a higher power with the existence of bacon? Yes. Yes, I was.”

— Hailey Edwards

“I went vegan for a week, a glorious transition until it occurred to me that bacon, no matter how it is positioned on the…

— Erin Loechner

“Sometimes I like to compare people who don't like women to vegetarians." "Interesting analogy, and I do like the way your mind works, so…

— Ali Vali