Quote by L.H. Thomson Download Open image ““That almonds shouldn’t taste like bacon. That’s just weird, man.”” — L.H. Thomson ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.4 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“It's bacon. How can anything in the world seem bleak when one is eating bacon?” — Julia Quinn Copy Share Image
I've conditioned myself to believe that almonds are a completely delicious snack, and that they don't taste like paper or get stuck in the… — Jake Tapper Copy Share Image
“I was unsure about many things in my life, but I was fairly certain God did not intend bacon to be made from a… — Suzanne Johnson Copy Share Image
“Man, throughout the ages Hasn’t yet made up his mind Whether we’re fruit or vegetable. That’s okay, we still taste just fine.” — Geryn Childress Copy Share Image
“No one wants to do it with a chick who smells like bacon." Her brow creases. "Everybody loves bacon.” — Sarah Ockler Copy Share Image
“Breathing in her clean, sweet scent was like unexpectedly finding almond cookies. So fucking sweet.” — Cherise Sinclair Copy Share Image
“Oh... and Bacon Surprise.' REALLY? WHAT IS SO SURPRISING ABOUT BACON? 'I don't know. I suppose it comes as something of a shock to… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“What is that?" "Soy bacon. It's good for you." I was unsure about many things in my life, but I was fairly certain God… — Suzanne Johnson Copy Share Image
“a big corporation will destroy your life, your hopes and your dreams accidentally, without even noticing, and still won’t give a damn afterwards.” — L.H. Thomson Copy Share Image
“there’s a certain lack of respect for physics and biology when you ignore the power of a firearm.” — L.H. Thomson Copy Share Image
“Nearly everyone here is Irish, or Italian or Russian. But everyone displays their Star Spangled Banner in some prominent spot on their house and… — L.H. Thomson Copy Share Image
“There are certain signs of a guilty conscience that do not take a great surplus of intuition to spot.” — L.H. Thomson Copy Share Image
“So believe me when I say that the arc of the pool cue slicing through the air towards my head was a thing of… — L.H. Thomson Copy Share Image
“there’s something to be said for getting out and meeting people. It breeds empathy and is good for the soul.” — L.H. Thomson Copy Share Image
“I'm English. We're about as tactful as a hot poker up the bum, most of the time.” — L.H. Thomson Copy Share Image
