“Seven babies’ seven baby daddies, I don't makes the same mistake twice.” — Skip Clark Copy Share Image
“I am what I eat and drink, that’s why my sweat smells like bacon and beer.” — Skip Clark Copy Share Image
“Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster.” Friedrich Nietzsche” — Skip Clark Humor Copy Share Image
“It is now a three-leg and one and three-quarter-eared cat. The cat still watches NASCAR, drinks beer, and is the smartest one… — Skip Clark Copy Share Image
“I ask you, what is the proper etiquette? Do you tell someone their breast is rolling around on their stomach like a… — Skip Clark Copy Share Image
“Mr. Skip, if I knew I was going to live this long. I probably wouldn’t have lived this long.” — Skip Clark Copy Share Image
