“I'm a vegetarian, you see, not because I love animals, but because I hate plants.” — David David Katzman Gardening Copy Share Image
“Time is our mortal enemy because it makes us mortal. Yet without time we wouldn't exist. And it would be damn hard… — David David Katzman Death Copy Share Image
“...a mini-hearse. It had the practicality of a mini-van and the handy carrying capacity of a hearse combined. If you get annoyed… — David David Katzman Convenience Copy Share Image
“Lies erase. Lies are power. Power to be had by you. Truth is relative, no? Power defeats truth, paper, scissors. Are you… — David David Katzman Truth Copy Share Image
“My biggest objection to Marxism has been the presumption that industry should exist at all. I think the unstoppable juggernaut which is… — David David Katzman Global warming Copy Share Image
“Realization: We render time by stitching together moments--flipping pages in the book of consciousness presents a continuous stream. Our senses too slow… — David David Katzman Books Copy Share Image
“It makes sense that your response to a bad break-up line would be to set someone on fire," I responded. "Fire is… — David David Katzman Fire Copy Share Image
“Touching is just electrons repelling. Nothing can touch. Ever.” — David David Katzman Copy Share Image
“one might call this state ["youth" (but that seems inaccurate)] "remembering" but memory is quite eerie like caging a dream, and when… — David David Katzman Cause and effect Copy Share Image