“On Christmas Eve, big cone-shaped bonfires that stretched for miles atop the levees would be lit to help Papa Noel, the Cajun version of Santa, find his way through the river parishes to leave presents for all the girls and… — Suzanne Johnson Copy Share Image
“Adequate duct tape was not an attribute she'd ever sought in a man.” — Suzanne Johnson Copy Share Image
“I was unsure about many things in my life, but I was fairly certain God did not intend bacon to be made from a… — Suzanne Johnson Copy Share Image
“She couldn't promise Chandler Caillou more than she was willing to give.” — Suzanne Johnson Copy Share Image
“You know, this is all Johnny Depp's fault," I told Lafitte, glancing around to see if he was still listening. "People summon you thinking… — Suzanne Johnson Copy Share Image
“I always hated it when TV reporters stuck a microphone in the faces of people who'd just lost a home or a loved one,… — Suzanne Johnson Copy Share Image
“Sometimes we're born into situations, he'd said. We have to decide if we're gonna be a part of it or if we're gonna put… — Suzanne Johnson Copy Share Image
“Let's set a few ground rules. First, turn the sexist crap down a notch. Make that two notches. I'm sure lots of simpering women… — Suzanne Johnson Copy Share Image
“On Christmas Eve, big cone-shaped bonfires that stretched for miles atop the levees would be lit to help Papa Noel, the Cajun version of… — Suzanne Johnson Copy Share Image
“We'd all mourn for a while, but at the end of the day we were a tough lot, and we'd survive.” — Suzanne Johnson Copy Share Image
“First, I got rid of Alex, telling him I had cramps and wanted to rest. Mention cramps and guys get a panicked, deer-in-headlights look… — Suzanne Johnson Copy Share Image
“Adequate duct tape was not an attribute she'd ever sought in a man.” — Suzanne Johnson Copy Share Image
“What is that?" "Soy bacon. It's good for you." I was unsure about many things in my life, but I was fairly certain God… — Suzanne Johnson Copy Share Image
