“Wife: Can you help me in garden?? Husband: What do you think, Im a Gardener.. ?? Wife: Can you fix door handle?? Husband: What do you think, Im a Carpenter. .?? In the Evening when husband came from the work, He saw everything has been fixed..!! He asked: Who fixed this..?? Wife:our Neighbour but he gave me 2 options..!! Either I should give him burger or sleep with him..!! Husband:Im sure you must have given a burger..!! Wife: What do You think¦¦ Im a McDonalds..?”