Quote by Archie Bunker

You need to start mixing toothpaste with your shampoo because your brain has a cavity!

— Anonymous

There is always a little more toothpaste in the tube. Think about it.

— Bill Bryson

When you brush your teeth, I'll squeeze the toothpaste.

— Julie Garwood

― Why does toothpaste give me headache?

— Alexandra Adornetto

I'm one of those people who has a toothbrush and toothpaste with me at all times. After lunch, I'll brush my teeth in a…

— Morena Baccarin

I don’t like it when you use my shampoo, because then your hair smells like me, not you.

— David Levithan

Can't nobody [mess] with me. I'm like toilet paper, Pampers and toothpaste. I'm definitely proven to be effective.

— Shaquille O'Neal

Have you ever thought about toothpaste? Ellen has! And she makes a point about all of the types of toothpaste that Colgate offers!

— Ellen DeGeneres

That WTF moment when your toothpaste does a suicide dive off of your toothbrush

— Itsme867

“Why must some of us deliberate between brands of toothpaste while others deliberate between damp dirt and bone dust to quiet the fire of…

— Barbara Kingsolver

“Toothpaste pie is no substitute for swishing around minty-fresh love in your mouth and then rinsing out with cold, refreshing reality. But don’t take…

— Jarod Kintz

I hate that feeling when you close your eyes to apply shampoo, and get paranoid that someone might kill you in the shower.

— Rashida Rowe