Quote by Archie Bunker

You know you're an alcoholic when the bartender knows your name... and you've never been to that bar before.

— Zach Galifianakis

You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name -- and you've never been to that bar before.

— Zach Galifianakis

You know you're in trouble, when the bartender cries.

— Michael Peterson

“E-flat walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve minors.”

— Various

“Two years. There are three other male bartenders,”

— Karice Bolton

I'm a bartender's son. Some things you never forget.

— John Stockton

“I was no stranger to bar fights. You'd think they'd be rare in a place like the University, but liquor is the great leveler.…

— Patrick Rothfuss

I'm a businessman, not a bartender.

— Jon Taffer

I didn't understand that I couldn't just leave and become sort of a semi-regular. I had to be sat down by the line producer,…

— Justine Bateman

“When you’re a bartender you can listen to everyone’s dirt without having to be personally involved.”

— Tarryn Fisher

“Kid, I've only known you two days and I've seen you plastered three times." He shook his head. "A bar would not be a…

— Jennifer Crusie

If you truly love me, kill the bartender.

— Quentin Crisp