Quote by William Lashner

“When even the bartenders lose their romantic notions, it's time for a better world.”

— James Crumley

“Bartenders overhear the best stories”

— Samantha Young

“I like bars just after they open for the evening. When the air inside is still cool and clean and everything is shiny and…

— Raymond Chandler

“Alcohol. It can give the courage to talk dirty and the permission to go home with the bartender. It’s the alibi. The cover story.…

— Emma Chase

“When you’re a bartender you can listen to everyone’s dirt without having to be personally involved.”

— Tarryn Fisher

“says, "Bartender, I'd like a gin . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . and tonic." And the bartender says, "Sure, but what's with the big”

— Various

“I’ve never done this before. I didn’t go to human bars. Mudslides aside, I’m not much of a drinker. Club people are not my…

— Molly Harper

To extract the fullest flavor of our drinking house, we needed to spend serious evening time there, slowly coming to know the bartender and…

— Barbara Holland

“There's nothing better than a cold beer on a hot day at the beach.”

— Nicholas Sparks

The greatest accomplishment of a bartender lies in his ability to exactly suit his customer. . .

— Harry Gordon Johnson

“... everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward.”

— Brandon Sanderson

“Nothing ever tasted any better than a cold beer on a beautiful afternoon with nothing to look forward to but more of the same.”

— Hugh Hood