Bars Quote by Chip Kidd
“Hey, have you heard that one about the difference between me, Wit, and my loutish cousin, Hilarity? No? Okay, so I walk into a bar, you see, very unassuming, and order a martini. Then the bartender, Hilarity, hauls off and squirts me in the face with a seltzer bottle, ruining my n ice new camel hair suit, dousing my monocle and my watch fob, soaking my cravat. So, do I let him have what for, and blow my top? I do not. I simply say: Sorry, I believe I said 'very dry'.”
About This Quote
A humorous anecdote about miscommunication and restraint, where the narrator chooses composure over retaliation despite a prank.
In simple terms: Choosing calm over anger when provoked.
Key Takeaway
Stay composed, avoid escalation.
Themes
humor
selfcontrol
social etiquette
Mood
lighthearted
reflective
Type
anecdotal
humorous
When to use this quote
- bars
- social gatherings
- unexpected pranks
Key Concepts
communication
prank
selfrestraint
Questions to Reflect On
- How do you respond when provoked?
- What benefits come from staying calm?
A Different Perspective
Escalation could worsen the situation.
