Funny Quote by Itsme867

That mysterious toothbrush in the bathroom that nobody in your family uses..

— Green Monk

That one mysterious toothbrush in the bathroom that nobody uses...

— Anonymous

When you brush your teeth, I'll squeeze the toothpaste.

— Julie Garwood

“Don't you dare throw out my toothbrush.”

— Kalayna Price

When you live alone, you can be sure that the person who squeezed the toothpaste tube in the middle wasn't committing a hostile act.

— Ellen Goodman

One gets started, and then, suddenly, one cannot remember what toothpaste they use . . . the moment comes when a character does or…

— Graham Greene

That awkward moment when your gum randomly falls out your mouth when you're talking to someone

— Anonymous

I'm one of those people who has a toothbrush and toothpaste with me at all times. After lunch, I'll brush my teeth in a…

— Morena Baccarin

I like to be the only one who uses my toothbrush.

— Anjelah Johnson

That awkward moment when you brush your teeth and someone stare you.

— Selena

Learned from my dentist that mouthwash is actually useless(you can't commit suicide with it)

— Nikhil Saluja

The awkward moment when your talking and your gum falls out

— Anonymous