Quote by A.S. King Download Open image ““I don't even use the stupid shampoo.”” — A.S. King ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.3 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“ suffuse , v. I don’t like it when you use my shampoo, because then your hair smells like me, not you.” — David Levithan Copy Share Image
“The company wants to sell you more shampoo, your friend doesn't, so she gets more trust points.” — Chip Heath and Dan Heath Copy Share Image
“I always leave the toilet seat up. It’s just easier to wash my hair that way.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“You think I didn't choose these clothes and this haircut specifically to avoid being stuffed into one pigeonhole or another? I'm gender fluid. Not… — Jeff Garvin Copy Share Image
“This is why I have trust issues. -A girl realizing her shampoo will never make her look like the model in the advertisement” — Julie Johnson Copy Share Image
“If you’re insinuating that my personal hygiene is not up to the same high standard as yours you can go suck my galoshes.” — Alan Bradley Copy Share Image
“When you say something stupid, gloss over it with superfast talking and maybe no one’ll notice.” — Cynthia Lord Copy Share Image
“I was so depressed I stopped using hair spray for three weeks.” — Barbara Kingsolver Copy Share Image
“I only hope that for right now, you remember that there is no place for hate in a happy life. I don’t care who… — A.s. King Copy Share Image
“Maybe if I hadn’t been so hell-bent on not becoming my parents, I could have saved Charlie. Maybe I would have been his girlfriend.… — A.S. King Copy Share Image
But that's a side effect of alcohol, isn't it? Stopping to think about other people is not on the bar menu. — A.S. King Copy Share Image
“Most people don't think past themselves. I know that. But I want Vera to see other people. To respect other people. To realize that… — A.S. King Copy Share Image
"You two would make a cute couple," she says as she passes by with a full dough tray in her arms. I don't know… — A.S. King Copy Share Image
“I love vocab. It's like spelunking in a cave you've been in your whole life and discovering a thousand new tunnels.” — A.S. King Copy Share Image
“But they keep saving me because they know I stand for something. They're just not sure what yet. -The Pagoda” — A.S. King Copy Share Image
How can we say nobody's perfect if there is no perfect to compare to? Perfection implies that there really is a right and wrong… — A.S. King Copy Share Image
“My toaster could have a soul,and the walnut grove to the east of my house could be just a bunch of trees or could… — A.S. King Copy Share Image
“I bring my hand to my face and pull away tiny pieces of the jagged scab. My face reflects in the rounded airplane window,… — A.S. King Copy Share Image
