Humor Quote by Julie Johnson

“The company wants to sell you more shampoo, your friend doesn't, so she gets more trust points.”

— Chip Heath and Dan Heath

“One could put this another way: the publicity image steals her love of herself as she is, and offers it back to her for…

— John Berger

A girl who is interested in becoming a model must first accept the fact that she is the product. She must be ready to…

— Karolina Kurkova

“I don't even use the stupid shampoo.”

— A.S. King

“ suffuse , v. I don’t like it when you use my shampoo, because then your hair smells like me, not you.”

— David Levithan

“All of them are the same type; girls with overprocessed hair and too much makeup and way too much access to Daddy’s credit cards.…

— Hannah Harrington

“You should do commercials, […] You’re really good at selling the whole parenting thing. I’m pretty sure I went sterile after you started talking…

— Liliana Hart

“Widen your vision of what beauty is. Realize and keep close the fact that a beauty standard has been created by the very people…

— Lindsey Gates Markel

“Never trust a man who spends too much time on his hair.”

— Bridie Clark

“She stands facing me to take off the helmet. When she does, she shakes her dark hair free. It looks like something a girl…

— M. Leighton

“You need beauty to be a model but not to be a role model.”

— Amit Kalantri

“She is prettier than her picture had prepared me for, blond curls, big blue eyes, like a fake child that someone would make in…

— Kevin Wilson