Commercials Quote by Liliana Hart

“We've got Barbies to deliver, though I'm not sure how appropriate it is to give plastic models of prostitutes to small children.”

— Fyn Alexander

“I joked with my friends that I was doing so much with the kids my estrogen levels had risen. I was starting to get…

— Noah Galloway

“This is why I have trust issues. -A girl realizing her shampoo will never make her look like the model in the advertisement”

— Julie Johnson

“If youth was sold in a bottle of hair dye, we would all get in line.”

— Jan Rogers

“Tell the children to do all their business before they come over. I do not change diapers.”

— Sophie Oak

“Hair and drug-use issues notwithstanding, I've never thought of you as any less than professional.”

— Thomas Pynchon

“What was the good of trying to keep your own (children) if when they grew up their days were like your own- changeovers and…

— Harriette Simpson Arnow

“…she’d spent a great deal of time questioning the manager about the most efficacious ways of cleaning and sterilizing the device she’d reluctantly purchased.…

— Lisa Eugene

“Yeah, why was there a naked doll and fake penis in that store?” she asks. Your response might be something like this: “You know,…

— Fred Dr Kaeser

“I need to hire a babysitter for Friday night. I also need to buy myself some adult diapers.”

— Jarod Kintz

“He stood in front of the aisle containing shampoos, staring down at the array of products with his intense, deep-set eyes. Melissa had never…

— Clarisse David

“When they figure out how to bottle up orgasms and sell them as a food additive, I'll be first in line.”

— Nenia Campbell