Funny Quote by Mitch Hedberg

I got some tartar control toothpaste. I still have tartar, but that stuff's under control. I got so much tartar, I don't have to…

— Mitch Hedberg

There is always a little more toothpaste in the tube. Think about it.

— Bill Bryson

Have you ever thought about toothpaste? Ellen has! And she makes a point about all of the types of toothpaste that Colgate offers!

— Ellen DeGeneres

I'm really aggressive with my dental hygiene. I started flossing, which was really important, and I have an electric toothbrush to get into those…

— Myha'la

I have no brand loyalty to toothpaste. It's absolutely a different brand every tube.

— Lolly Adefope

I'm one of those people who has a toothbrush and toothpaste with me at all times. After lunch, I'll brush my teeth in a…

— Morena Baccarin

My mom always taught me to put toothpaste on pimples to dry them out at night. I do that all the time. I don't…

— Gigi Hadid

Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, its hard to get it back in.

— Me

Can't nobody [mess] with me. I'm like toilet paper, Pampers and toothpaste. I'm definitely proven to be effective.

— Shaquille O'Neal

Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it is awfully hard to get it back in.

— H. R. Haldeman

I use Oral-B or Colgate toothpaste and I use an electric toothbrush when at home and an analogue jobbie when out and about on…

— Joe Sugg

When you brush your teeth, I'll squeeze the toothpaste.

— Julie Garwood