Dip Quote by Mitch Hedberg

I got some tartar-control toothpaste a while back. I've still got tartar, but it's under control.

— Mitch Hedberg

I Was so Drunk, I Thought a Tube of Toothpaste Was Astronaut Food.

— Will Ferrell

I grew up peeling shrimp and making tartar sauce.

— Justin Lin

I'm one of those people who has a toothbrush and toothpaste with me at all times. After lunch, I'll brush my teeth in a…

— Morena Baccarin

I swear to much for this to be a television special. Did you guys ever have your mouth washed out with soap? My mom…

— Andrew McMahon

Most people carry gum in their purse for a little refresher. I have Sour Patch Kids to pop in my mouth at any moment…

— Alex Cooper

There is always a little more toothpaste in the tube. Think about it.

— Bill Bryson

My mother put me into a competition in Clacton-on-Sea in which people attempted to be the quickest eater of 100 Jacob's Cream Crackers with…

— Jay Blades

Sometimes I bite off a fingernail to use as a toothpick. Nasty.

— Kelly Macdonald

In my line of work, someone may say, 'Guess what? You've got to be on a plane in two hours.' So I keep a…

— Stana Katic

I live like a monk: with one toothbrush, one cake of soap, and a pot of cream.

— Greta Garbo

Hey, do you know if you got any tartar sauce for these fish sticks? fine, I'll use the beef mustard. Sam

— ICarly