My Aunt Maggie's boobs look more real than that. And they're ridiculous. Sam — ICarly Boobs Copy Share Image
It's true, Carly and Freddie are deeply in love Oh, c'mon! This is fun! Sam — ICarly Deeply in love Copy Share Image
My mom thinks I'll choke on fruit, so she pounds it with a mallet... - Freddie — ICarly Choke Copy Share Image
Oh come on, having a miserable life isn't all that bad... sometimes my mother laughs. - Sam — ICarly Life Copy Share Image
Freddie's just such a dork that it makes me emotional sometimes. - Sam — ICarly Dork Copy Share Image
Whats the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can roast beef, but you cant pea soup! Spencer — ICarly Food Copy Share Image
When I was a kid at sleepaway camp, my friends tricked me into thinking it was naked day. You ever play dodgeball… — ICarly Friendship Copy Share Image
They've created a new number! So now it goes: one two three four five *derf* six seven! - Carly — ICarly Copy Share Image
Now let's build a teenage girl's bedroom so fantastic, it will make all the other teenage girls cry! - Spencer — ICarly Teenage girl Copy Share Image
We promised each other we'd never speak of it again. Oh man, I've been speaking of it again! Freddie — ICarly Promised Copy Share Image
It's Freddie's fault! When you see prisoners escaping, you don't announce that you're gonna call the cops! Carly — ICarly Prisoners Copy Share Image
I think we know the results of the sound check. Did it sound horrible? Check! - Sam — ICarly Did Sound Copy Share Image
What kind of restaurant doesn't have soup? I thought this was America! Gibby's Grandfather — ICarly Food Copy Share Image
This is like one of my family reunions. Except most of these people are wearing shoes. Sam — ICarly Family Copy Share Image
Nice! First they insult my art, then they call me dead! Which incidentally I'm not! - Spencer — ICarly Art Copy Share Image
Hey, do you know if you got any tartar sauce for these fish sticks? fine, I'll use the beef mustard. Sam — ICarly Food Copy Share Image
I'm gonna go get some cheese so I can play while eating cheese! Spencer — ICarly Food Copy Share Image
I don't know if you people have tried a Fat Shake yet, but I have and its like suckin' heaven through a… — ICarly Copy Share Image
We're taking turns. If we ever get lost in Japan again, I'm carrying you guys. - Sam — ICarly Turns Copy Share Image
It just gets us all whipped up. You see me all whipped up now?! IT'S 'CAUSE YOU TOLD ME TO CALM DOWN!"… — ICarly Whipped Copy Share Image
