Banana Quote by Icarly

“Oh my god, I am a banana.”

— John Green

“My banana is decomposing in my pocket. I was happy to see you, but now I’m brown and soft and sort of squishy.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I banana the softest banana in the world; it's a new game, seeing just how soft I can banana while still banana -ing.”

— Kate Ellison

“Bananas! Here! Blah, blah! Whatever!”

— Jeff Brown

“One time I went to the store to find some bananas, and then they were out of bananas!”

— Anonymous

Come on... I'm just a fruit.. what else do you think of me?? - BANANA (o.O)

— Anonymous

“I loosen my grip and take a tasteless bite. I don’t like bananas much—they’re so mealy—but they’re a safe fruit to eat, always cleanly…

— Corinne Duyvis

“The na at the end of banana annoys me as much as it would you if it were bananana.”

— Lance Manion

“Bananas- sickening. F**king disgusting excuses for food.”

— Kristin Hansen

“You lazy, floor banana motherf*****”

— Allie Brosh

“That hair-pulling thing he did really peeled my bananas.”

— Nicole Peeler

“Get rid of the idea that everyone has to like you! Even if you were the most delicious apple on earth, get real, some…

— Richard Spinos