Quote by ICarly Download Open image “My Aunt Maggie's boobs look more real than that. And they're ridiculous. Sam” — ICarly ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.7 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare
Some people are so fake that they make Pamela Anderson's boobies look real! — Bryan Burden Copy Share Image
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I'm sure some of you are wondering whether my breasts are real. Let me just explain to you. This one is, this one isn't. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
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This is like one of my family reunions. Except most of these people are wearing shoes. Sam — ICarly Copy Share Image
I think we know the results of the sound check. Did it sound horrible? Check! - Sam — ICarly Copy Share Image
They've created a new number! So now it goes: one two three four five *derf* six seven! - Carly — ICarly Copy Share Image
Oh come on, having a miserable life isn't all that bad... sometimes my mother laughs. - Sam — ICarly Copy Share Image
When I was a kid at sleepaway camp, my friends tricked me into thinking it was naked day. You ever play dodgeball naked? - Spencer — ICarly Copy Share
It's true, Carly and Freddie are deeply in love Oh, c'mon! This is fun! Sam — ICarly Copy Share Image
Now let's build a teenage girl's bedroom so fantastic, it will make all the other teenage girls cry! - Spencer — ICarly Copy Share