Astronaut Quote by Will Ferrell Download Open image “I Was so Drunk, I Thought a Tube of Toothpaste Was Astronaut Food.” — Will Ferrell ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.5 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Astronaut Drunk Inspirational Other guys Toothpaste Tubes
I woke up in Vegas once and there was no toothpaste, but there was some leftover Jack Daniel's. I figured it would be good… — Kesha Copy Share Image
“I had nothing to eat for desert, so I ate a tube of toothpaste. The coolest part was not having to brush my teeth… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
One of the great natural phenomena is the way in which a tube of toothpaste suddenly empties itself when it hears that you are… — Robert Benchley Copy Share Image
“Here was our future of cheese-food and aerosol propellants, Styrofoam and Club Med on the moon, roast beef served in a toothpaste tube.” — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
There seems to be a common strain of miserliness in the American people when it comes to throwing away toothpaste tubes which havea little… — Robert Benchley Copy Share Image
“Toothpaste pie is no substitute for swishing around minty-fresh love in your mouth and then rinsing out with cold, refreshing reality. But don’t take… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
When you live alone, you can be sure that the person who squeezed the toothpaste tube in the middle wasn't committing a hostile act. — Ellen Goodman Copy Share Image
“We were breathing sooty air. The soot was composed of incinerated glass and steel but also, we knew, incinerated human flesh. When the local TV news announced that rescue workers sorting through the rubble in search of survivors were in need of toothpaste, half my block, having heard that there was finally something we could actually do besides worry and… — Sarah Vowell Copy Share
I was going to sip on a diet soda, but a little voice convinced me I needed the extra calcium from a cup of… — Cathy Guisewite Copy Share Image
In my line of work, someone may say, 'Guess what? You've got to be on a plane in two hours.' So I keep a… — Stana Katic Copy Share Image
“Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, there’s no pushing it back in.” — John Locke Copy Share Image
On the set of an independent film you can tell that nobody is doing it for the money. Everyone is there because they love the script. A smaller budget sort of unifies everyone; it's a real team effort and that's amazing. But these opportunities just don't present themselves that often for me, so basically any chance I get to do… — Will Ferrell Copy Share
Why did Autograph Magazine list me as one of the worst autograph signers? Oh, I don't know. It's probably because I punched some 8-year-old… — Will Ferrell Copy Share Image
I just Fell Down the Stairs Holding a Guitar and Accidentally Wrote a One Direction Song — Will Ferrell Copy Share Image
Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era. — Will Ferrell Copy Share Image
I've always wanted to sail around the world in a handmade boat, and I built a boat. — Will Ferrell Copy Share Image
I left 'Saturday Night Live' without a film to go to, and I'd filmed 'Old School' while I was in my last season of… — Will Ferrell Copy Share Image
You did it! Congratulations! World's best cup of coffee! Great job, everybody! It's great to be here. — Will Ferrell Copy Share Image
There are a lot of really funny guys who are very natural in what they do: Jonah Hill, Michael Cera, Seth Rogen. — Will Ferrell Copy Share Image
I went to school at night in L.A. to brush up on my engineering while I applied to the astronaut program. I really did… — Mae Jemison Copy Share Image
'You spin in the sky, the world spins under you, and you step from land to land, while we . . .' She turned… — Samuel R. Delany Copy Share Image
I think the astronaut job is the best job in the world. I realized when I was older and started applying for it that… — Michael J. Massimino Copy Share Image
NASA is developing space taxis to shuttle astronauts to the International Space Station. And just like New York taxis, they're all going to be… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
I stayed in the astronaut program until 1993. People ask me why I left. I thought I had a lot of things to contribute… — Mae Jemison Copy Share Image
Rugby has surprisingly helped me a lot as an astronaut and when I'm training in the space suit. — Anne McClain Copy Share Image
As a former Apollo astronaut, I think it's safe to say that SpaceX and the other commercial developers embody the 21st century version of… — Rusty Schweickart Copy Share Image
My optimism and confidence come not from feeling I'm luckier than other mortals, and they sure don't come from visualizing victory. They're the result of a lifetime spent visualizing defeat and figuring out how to prevent it. Like most astronauts, I'm pretty sure that I can deal with what life throws at me because I've thought about what to do… — Chris Hadfield Copy Share
As a kid, I knew I wanted to be either a cartoonist or an astronaut. The latter was never much of a possibility, as… — Bill Watterson Copy Share Image
I think it's good to have competition. Now we have a third country that can launch astronauts, so it's good for all of us.… — Leroy Chiao Copy Share Image
I was told when I grew up I could be anything I wanted: a fireman, a policeman, a doctor – even President, it seemed. And for the first time in the history of mankind, something new, called an astronaut. But like so many kids brought up on a steady diet of Westerns, I always wanted to be the avenging cowboy… — Bill Hicks Copy Share
The Earth was small, light blue, and so touchingly alone, our home that must be defended like a holy relic. The Earth was absolutely… — Alexey Leonov Copy Share Image
