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“For most celebrities, the biggest meal of the day is toothpaste (they use reduced-fat Crest).” quote by Dave Barry — Download Open image

“For most celebrities, the biggest meal of the day is toothpaste (they use reduced-fat Crest).”

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Simple diet is best: for many dishes bring many diseases, and rich sauces are worse than even heaping several meats upon each other.

Pliny the Elder

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I am living on hope and faith ... a pretty good diet when the mind will receive them.

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