Quote by Keith Bradford Download Open image ““Put toothpaste on a pimple and it will disappear overnight. 374”” — Keith Bradford ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare
My mom always taught me to put toothpaste on pimples to dry them out at night. I do that all the time. I don't… — Gigi Hadid Copy Share Image
“Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, there’s no pushing it back in.” — John Locke Copy Share Image
“Toothpaste pie is no substitute for swishing around minty-fresh love in your mouth and then rinsing out with cold, refreshing reality. But don’t take… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Dear pimples, if you are going to live on my face, I am going to need to see some rent... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm on a billboard in Times Square, but my bathroom is still dirty, and I have toothpaste on my face. — Betty Gilpin Copy Share Image
“ commonplace , adj. ... But then I'll walk into the bathroom and find you've forgotten to put the cap back on the toothpaste… — David Levithan Copy Share Image
Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it is awfully hard to get it back in. — H. R. Haldeman Copy Share Image
“Take note of your body’s position in the morning. This is probably your most comfortable sleeping posture, so posing this way before bed can… — Keith Bradford Copy Share Image
“If you have painful gas, lie on your back and lift your knees to your chest. You’ll fart it right out. 355” — Keith Bradford Copy Share Image
“Hungry and want a ride home? Go to the local pizza shop, order a pizza to your house, and get a ride home with… — Keith Bradford Copy Share Image
“On the bottom of every Krispy Kreme receipt is a plea to fill out a survey. You get a free doughnut for doing the… — Keith Bradford Copy Share Image
“Cottage cheese and sour cream will last twice as long if you turn the container upside down. This forms a vacuum seal and prevents… — Keith Bradford Copy Share Image
“527 With the promo code “9ANY” you can get any pizza you want at Pizza Hut for $9 when you order online. 528” — Keith Bradford Copy Share Image
“If you bought something on Amazon and the price goes down within thirty days, you can e-mail them and they will send you the… — Keith Bradford Copy Share Image
“Eating a small amount of chocolate in the morning can actually help your body burn calories and lose weight throughout the day.” — Keith Bradford Copy Share Image
