Krispy kreme Quote by Keith Bradford

“When Krispy Kreme opens in a new town, they begin by giving away thousands of donuts. Of course, the people most likely to show…

— Seth Godin

I don't need a receipt for a doughnut. I'll just give you the money, and you give me the doughnut. End of transaction! We…

— Mitch Hedberg

Krispy Kreme Doughnuts, everybody loves them. But I thought this was interesting on the box, 'Konsult Kardiologist.'

— David Letterman

Nothing beats the original Krispy Kreme

— Jason Behr

Wait. Why am I thinking about Krispy Kremes? We’re supposed to be exercising.

— Meg Cabot

It's one thing, holding open the door for someone at a grocery store, or the library, or just about anyplace else. But the doughnut…

— Linwood Barclay

They always give you three ketchup packets. When you go back up and ask for more, the guy handing them out always treats you…

— Jim Gaffigan

Edit your profile to say you work at the Krusty Krab... cuz I need a discount on my krabby patties.

— Anonymous

“My thank-yous always come out rather labored. I often don't give them at all. People do what they're supposed to do and then wait…

— Gillian Flynn

New mysteries. New day. Fresh doughnuts.

— David Lynch

“Come buy from me what you could rent elsewhere. Like a Like button or a wiggly wrench—or donuts that yesterday would have been free…

— Jarod Kintz

In year 10 or 11, I used to buy packs of doughnuts for 50p from Morrisons, and sell them for 50p each. I made…

— J Hus