Levithan Quote by David Levithan

“flagrant, adj. I would be standing right there, and you would walk out of the bathroom without putting the cap back on the toothpaste.”

— David Levithan

“Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, there’s no pushing it back in.”

— John Locke

“I always got cross with Elizabeth for leaving the top off the toothpaste. Now I throw it away as soon as I open a…

— Rachel Joyce

“Probably nothing, but it was one of those thoughts like toothpaste: Once it’s out, you can’t squeeze it back in.”

— Kate Brady

“Why must some of us deliberate between brands of toothpaste while others deliberate between damp dirt and bone dust to quiet the fire of…

— Barbara Kingsolver

“Maybe he was the kind of man to leave the cap from the toothpaste. That was a deal breaker for all women. God forbid…

— V. Theia

“Always keep your mouth closed when cleaning the toilet.”

— Richard J Bell

“Don't you dare throw out my toothbrush.”

— Kalayna Price

“Maybe you’ll understand my point of view if I put it this way. You brush your teeth, right? Well, suppose your favorite toothpaste is…

— emma chase

“Go stick your head in the toilet and flush twice,”

— Dean Koontz

“At times I feel like a socket that remembers its tooth.”

— Saul Bellow

“Have you ever tried to pick up your bloody teeth off the ground with a broken hand?”

— Gary Creekmore