Quote by David Levithan

“ commonplace , adj. ... But then I'll walk into the bathroom and find you've forgotten to put the cap back on the toothpaste…

— David Levithan

“Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, there’s no pushing it back in.”

— John Locke

“I always got cross with Elizabeth for leaving the top off the toothpaste. Now I throw it away as soon as I open a…

— Rachel Joyce

“Then, I'll find an empty restroom and check my hair and fix my lipstick, or as we cowards like to call it, hide.”

— Katja Millay

“Maybe he was the kind of man to leave the cap from the toothpaste. That was a deal breaker for all women. God forbid…

— V. Theia

“Don't you dare throw out my toothbrush.”

— Kalayna Price

“Probably nothing, but it was one of those thoughts like toothpaste: Once it’s out, you can’t squeeze it back in.”

— Kate Brady

“He just cleaned the bathroom.” “So?” “I’ve been sending samples into the lab when I got bored. They are as of yet unidentified. It…

— Amy Lane

“I should have said “powder room.” That would evoke the image of me sitting before a beautiful gold mirror, a vase of fresh flowers…

— Elizabeth Berg

“Why must some of us deliberate between brands of toothpaste while others deliberate between damp dirt and bone dust to quiet the fire of…

— Barbara Kingsolver

“I just took a shit that smelled like a dentist’s office. Open your mouth.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Beanpaste that smells like beanpaste is no good.”

— Zen koan