Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““I just took a shit that smelled like a dentist’s office. Open your mouth.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.5 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“I just got around to brushing my teeth today, and now my asshole smells minty fresh.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I’ll wait until your mouth is full of food before I ask you a question. I’m like a dentist.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Did you forget a dentist appointment or something, big guy? Where the hell did you hop off to?” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“packet of new toothbrushes because there’s the familiar sound of him brushing his teeth. He taps it on the side of the porcelain when… — Deborah Reed Copy Share Image
“I assumed he had taken his bitch home to make sure she didn't need to see a dentist. I was pretty sure I'd knocked… — Nicole Jacquelyn Copy Share Image
“Not too bad, but I went and had coffee afterwards and sat for a bit. I hate the dentist.” — Betty Neels Copy Share Image
“Or we can go upstairs and play with the laughing gas. The dentist tells me he does nitrous with the hygienist.” — Lisa Scottoline Copy Share Image
“Then he said, “Strange…,” which is something you never want to hear from either your palm-reader or your dentist.” — Elizabeth Gilbert Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
