Why are you staring at me? This might be great for you, but it's awful for me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Teacher: 'Why are you late?' Me: 'Why does it matter. You still get paid, right?' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Buying a New Farm A blonde and a brunette decide to start a farm together. They add up their life savings into… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't cheat boy tell her how you feel if you think the other girl is for u ,but make sure it not… — MrCountry Copy Share Image
A police officer came up to me yesterday and said, 'Where were you between four and six?' I said, 'Kindergarten' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only thing you should be trying to please in this world is god, because: Humans are dishonest Humans are evil Humans… — Emanuel Sebastiao Copy Share Image
Always be kind to those who love you; they deserve it, and be even kinder to those who hate you; they'll hate… — SangFroid Stalker Copy Share Image
There are over 7,000,000,000 or 7 billion people on this planet called Earth with each person saying millions of things for 3… — MrAwesome Copy Share Image
Teacher: Where is your book? Student: At home. Teacher: What's it doing there? Student: Having more fun than me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate people, but I hate saying I hate people because that makes me sound mean. I'm nice I like people it's… — SangFroid Stalker Copy Share Image
You need to start mixing toothpaste with your shampoo because your brain has a cavity! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What if the cure for cancer is trapped inside the mind of someone who can't afford education? — Paperjam Copy Share Image
People promote being a 90s kid when in reality we're labeled as The Lazy Youth, Lost Generation & we're looked down upon… — Emanuel Sebastiao Copy Share Image
Teacher: Get out a sheet of paper Student: LOOK AT ME NOW! Teacher: Excuse me? Student: IM GETTING PAPER — Armin Ferizovic Copy Share Image
Being single doesn't equal being desperate, It means I am waiting for what I deserve, and not whats easily attainable. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I might fall sometimes but least I don't bump my head over and over, cause something's you just can't keep being a… — Gee Linder Copy Share Image
Kabhi Soft Kabhi Rude . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Inna KIller mera Attitude B| — SangFroid Stalker Copy Share Image
The opposite of love is not hate, it`s indifference. If you hate someone, you still care. — SangFroid Stalker Copy Share Image
