If I can't kiss my own ass what makes you think I'm going to kiss yours? — Nicole Hill Copy Share Image
Teacher: Get out a sheet of paper Student: LOOK AT ME NOW! Teacher: Excuse me? Student: IM GETTING PAPER — Armin Ferizovic Copy Share Image
It's hard to disguise the love I feel inside every time you look in my eyes. — Joanne Lobedica Copy Share Image
When SumOne HatEs You fOr nO reAsOn . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Give them a reason :P :D _!_ — SangFroid Stalker Copy Share Image
Sometimes the right thing is the hardest thing to do. So, fuck it. Take the easy route and do the wrong thing... — SangFroid Stalker Copy Share Image
A police officer came up to me yesterday and said, 'Where were you between four and six?' I said, 'Kindergarten' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You need to start mixing toothpaste with your shampoo because your brain has a cavity! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't know why they associate flowers & chocolates with love. Love is a bitch that bites you on your ass and… — SangFroid Stalker Copy Share Image
Slapping might work for most, but if I beat you until you were too ugly even for the radio,the only thing I'd… — Simi Ngr Copy Share Image
Teacher: Where is your book? Student: At home. Teacher: What's it doing there? Student: Having more fun than me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why are you staring at me? This might be great for you, but it's awful for me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My attitude If you want to say bad things about me Behind my back Come in front of Me I'll tell you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I would rather be someone's shot of whiskey than being everyone's cup of tea..! — Simi Ngr Copy Share Image
I might fall sometimes but least I don't bump my head over and over, cause something's you just can't keep being a… — Gee Linder Copy Share Image
YES I have P.M.A (Positive Mental Attitude), . . I'm positive, I'm mental and I know I have attitude! :D — SangFroid Stalker Copy Share Image
What if the cure for cancer is trapped inside the mind of someone who can't afford education? — Paperjam Copy Share Image
Teacher: 'Why are you late?' Me: 'Why does it matter. You still get paid, right?' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My ex texted me , You can delete my number, . . . . I texted back Who is this? :-D :-D — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate teachers that think they are smart… Can I go to the bathroom...? I don't know can you? Girl I will… — Serenity Karma Copy Share Image
Teacher: Why are you talking during my lesson? Student: Why are you teaching during my conversation? — Zariahh Renee Copy Share Image
Always be kind to those who love you; they deserve it, and be even kinder to those who hate you; they'll hate… — SangFroid Stalker Copy Share Image
Did not play with me.. Because I am principle of the institute where you just take admission — Abdul Copy Share Image
You are braver than you believe,stronger than you seem,smarter than you think and lover more than you will ever know — Kevi Copy Share Image
I thought of several alec smart remarks, but you should humor crazy people when you're at their mercy; it's a rule. — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
The opposite of love is not hate, it's indifference. If you hate someone, you still care. — SangFroid Stalker Copy Share Image
No teacher, I don't know the answer. That's why my hand isn't raised. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Life is a artwork. And the picture you paint is what describes who you are. — Emanuel Sebastiao Copy Share Image
Look officer, I'm not being a smartass. All I'm sayin' is if you caught me then you were speeding too. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Whod cum first, you or your clone? To find out, why dont you go fuck yourself? — SangFroid Stalker Copy Share Image
