How can a male say he loves a female and he abuse her at the same time. — Keondre Key Copy Share Image
Teacher: Why are you talking during my lesson? Student: Why are you teaching during my conversation? — Zariahh Renee Copy Share Image
I might not be able to kick your ass, but I do have a black belt in sarcasm. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Look officer, I'm not being a smartass. All I'm sayin' is if you caught me then you were speeding too. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you're going to be a smartass first you have to be smart, otherwise you're just being an ass! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's perfectly legal to be a smart ass at times but some people just take advantage of it... — Meryannn Ulrick Copy Share Image
Cashier: Are you buying these? Me: No, I'm going to steal them, I just wanted to show you first. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Men who say things can't be done shouldn't interrupt the woman who ends up doing it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Nobody likes a smart alec. Which is why it's always better for your career to be wrong and in company rather than… — Daniel Hannan Copy Share Image
It's alright to look back and realize how dumb we where. Now you know this, so there shouldn't be no excuses for… — Gee Linder Copy Share Image
My Mother once told me, when I was very young. That if I wasn't careful, I'd whine up with a Son. Well… — DeAngelo Stokes Copy Share Image
THE ONE WHO FOLLOWS THE CROWD USUALLY ENDS UP NOWHERE BUT THE ONE WHO WANDERS ALONE WILL END UP WHERE HAS NOT… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
