Drunk Quote by Isaac Asimov

“The problem Creationists identify is with the word 'theory', not with the case for evolution”

— Lance Parkin

To those who are trained in science, creationism seems a bad dream, a sudden coming back to life of a nightmare, a renewed march…

— Isaac Asimov

Creationists use facts the same way a drunk uses a lightpost: for support instead of illumination

— Robert Green Ingersoll

Charles Darwin got totally hammered, woke up next to a monkey and decided he had to come up with a theory to make it…

— Stephen Colbert

There is a tendency for people to say evolution is only a theory. That is inappropriate.

— Richard Dawkins

Theories, for me, are just about freeing your mind. It doesn't mean the theory is going to work like a scientific theory works. It's…

— Steve Martin

We have reached a situation where a theory has been accepted as fact by some, and possible contrary evidence is shunted aside. [This is]…

— Robert Shapiro

A good scientific theory should be explicable to a barmaid.

— Ernest Rutherford

If you take from a theory only the conclusions you like and discard the rest, you are using the theory as a drunkard uses…

— Greg Mankiw

I think it's a theory, the theory of evolution and I don't accept it as a theory.

— Ron Paul

Theories are just fantasies. And they change.

— Michael Crichton

Theory is continually the precursor of truth; we must pass through the twilight and its shade, to arrive at the full and perfect day.

— Anonymous