Funny Quote by Anonymous

Dude I wasnt that drunk... You dove into my aqaurium,grabbed a clown fish & yelled in his face don't worry nemo I'll set you…

— Cheyanne My Friend

I wasn't that drunk... Dude, you were in my bathroom begging my sponge for the krabby patty formula. e_e

— Anonymous

I was that drunk bro you saw my dog & yelled TEAM JACOB!

— Anonymous

I wasn't that drunk... Dude, youwere running downtown screaming to strangers OH NA NA NA WHAT'S MY NAME.

— Anonymous

I wasn't that drunk! DUDE! You were begging my sponge for the Krabby Patty Secret Formula!

— Anonymous

I wasn't that drunk Dude, you ran up to a tree yelling, Look how big this piece of brocolli is!

— Seth Rogan

I was so drunk last night I fell down and missed the floor.

— Dean Martin

I m not drunk, m just intoxicated by u,,,

— Dudts

I was buzzed, but haveing a fun and great timee

— Me

And now we lookin like pimps in my gold Trans-Am. Got a water bottle full of whiskey in my handbag. Got my drunk text…

— Kesha

Jimmy Snuka stood up, 25 feet in the air, drove his knee through my ribs, but did I allow them to carry me out…

— Don Muraco

He was at a party, and I turned into a perverted guy. I was like following him into rooms and staring at his ass...He…

— Jennifer Lawrence