There are only two reasons why you'd stare at your crotch with a smile on your face when driving; neither one of… — Christopher Abraham Crotch Copy Share Image
Friends DON'T let friends watch the Oprah Winfrey Network! — Christopher Abraham Cable Copy Share Image
What am I on? TWO Monster Energy drinks, & THREE bottles of 5-Hour Energy! Of course, I just bit my tongue for… — Christopher Abraham Biting Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you first realized that you probably shouldn't have pulled his finger! — Christopher Abraham Awkward Copy Share Image
Talking to stupid people is a lot like playing with a slinky. You might get a little frustrated at first, but you… — Christopher Abraham Conversations Copy Share Image
History becomes easier to remember once you start playing a significant part in it. — Christopher Abraham Easier Copy Share Image
If you're wondering why it's so difficult to find a relationship with someone who's a good kisser, you should probably start trying… — Christopher Abraham Kissing Copy Share Image
A butterfly is incapable of flight until the struggle to free himself from his cocoon has given his wings the strength he… — Christopher Abraham Being strong Copy Share Image
