Quote by Paul Neilan Download Open image ““Two wrongs don't make a right but sometimes they make me laugh. I am a vengeful god.”” — Paul Neilan ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.0 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Right or wrong is decided by God because it is he who has done that thing. You are just a medium.” — Shiv Kumar Copy Share Image
“So what if you’re right? So what if you’re wrong? In the end you might be surprised to find that God doesn’t care so… — Richelle E. Goodrich Copy Share Image
“Wrongness can be amusing. It keeps life interesting. If we were all right all the time, where would that leave us?” — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
“It's funny how a person can be right all the time and still be wrong.” — Louis Sachar Copy Share Image
“If you pray to the wrong god, you might just make the right one madder and madder.” — Homer Simpson Copy Share Image
“It is said by some that the gods show us their bitter humor by molding us into what we hate most in others.” — Raymond E. Feist Copy Share Image
“ When God created the Earth, he had such a sick wicked sense of humor. He made everything that’s wrong feel really, really good. ” — Miranda Kenneally Copy Share Image
“Two wrongs never make a right. But that never means that you can continue with your wrongs.” — Amarjyoti Acharya Copy Share Image
“I think that God's got a sick sense of humour, and when I die I expect to find him laughing.” — Depeche Mode Copy Share Image
“It takes more than one kick in the pants to reverse a lifetime of unplanned apathy.” — Paul Neilan Copy Share Image
I hate bananas. I just hate them. But I also think a banana suit is the funniest fruit costume a person can wear. — Paul Neilan Copy Share Image
“It was nice of her to want to believe the best about me. People tend to do that with the strangers they're fucking. If… — Paul Neilan Copy Share Image
If Tolstoy were alive today and working at Panopticon Insurance, he'd say that all insurance companies are the same, then throw himself through an… — Paul Neilan Copy Share Image
Anybody can make something up and have it sound believable. The hard part is remembering all the lies you've told, and all the people… — Paul Neilan Copy Share Image
“Sitting on my stool I thought of a bumper sticker: "If Mean People Suck, Why Isn't My Dick In Your Mouth?” — Paul Neilan Copy Share Image
There comes a time in every man's life when he wakes up drunk on the toilet and begins to doubt the choices he has… — Paul Neilan Copy Share Image
“Buy it for anyone you know who cries in the shower, who drinks in the morning, whose life only has meaning when they’re asleep… — Paul Neilan Copy Share Image
“Buy it for the lady who’s about to become your mother-in-law, the one who’s already trying to control your life and the lives of… — Paul Neilan Copy Share Image
“Sometimes the questions are more important than the answers, especially when you do not know what the answers are. I didn't give a shit… — Paul Neilan Copy Share Image
at first I thought you were just using me" she said "I definitely am." I just wasn't sure for what. "Asshole!" she said, and… — Paul Neilan Copy Share Image
