Quote by Homer Simpson Download Open image ““If you pray to the wrong god, you might just make the right one madder and madder.”” — Homer Simpson ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.7 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Pray as though everything depends on God. And work as if everything depends on you.” — Aurelius Augustinus Copy Share Image
“Maybe if we all prayed for somebody else, somehow we'd all be forgiven.” — Robyn Bavati Copy Share Image
“Never pray to be a better slave when God is trying to get you out of your situation.” — Shannon L. Alder Copy Share Image
“we are a god one people but we do praying at different and different gods for self.” — Abhimanyu Kumar Copy Share Image
When will you Australians learn? In America we stopped using corporal punishment, and things have never been better! The streets are safe. Old people… — Homer Simpson Copy Share Image
Bart! With $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like love — Homer Simpson Copy Share Image
No son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies, and kid's with fake ID's. — Homer Simpson Copy Share Image
Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids. — Homer Simpson Copy Share Image
People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow. Well, goodnight. — Homer Simpson Copy Share Image
They took the foam off the market because they found out it was poisonous, but if you ask me, if you're dumb enough to… — Homer Simpson Copy Share Image
You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons. — Homer Simpson Copy Share Image
