Marriage Quote by Homer Simpson Download Open image “Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is like another nail.” — Homer Simpson ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Marriage
Marriage is a sign of commitment between two people and something I always thought would happen when I was a kid. — Tom Daley Copy Share Image
Marriage can feel like putting a burden on each other and sometimes kids go with that, too. — Leo Sayer Copy Share Image
With children no longer the universally accepted reason for marriage, marriages are going to have to exist on their own merits. — Eleanor Holmes Norton Copy Share Image
As marriage produces children, so children produce care and disputes; and wrangling. — Mary Wortley Montagu Copy Share Image
Marriage is when two people are so much in love that they decide to do something about it. — Cristina Orante Copy Share Image
Marriage is an an inherently contradictory state. It involves the fusion of two people into one thing. And it's also love, and it's a lot of work, and it's got glory in its drudgery. — Stephen Marche Copy Share
Marriage encourages the men and women who together create life to unite in a bond for the protection of children. — Jack Kingston Copy Share Image
Marriages sometimes fall apart with the loss of a child because of people dealing with it differently. That can take a toll on a… — Melissa Barrera Copy Share Image
When will you Australians learn? In America we stopped using corporal punishment, and things have never been better! The streets are safe. Old people strut confidently through the darkest alleys. And the weak and nerdy are admired for their computer-programming abilities. So, like us, let your children run wild and free, because, as the old saying goes, "let your children… — Homer Simpson Copy Share
Bart! With $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like love — Homer Simpson Copy Share Image
No son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies, and kid's with fake ID's. — Homer Simpson Copy Share Image
Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids. — Homer Simpson Copy Share Image
People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow. Well, goodnight. — Homer Simpson Copy Share Image
They took the foam off the market because they found out it was poisonous, but if you ask me, if you're dumb enough to… — Homer Simpson Copy Share Image
You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons. — Homer Simpson Copy Share Image
Unmarried couples should get married - that's an excellent tax avoidance measure, if a bit drastic. — John Whiting Copy Share Image
I know for my wife and I, we always loved the idea of being young parents. It is an incredibly inspiring and challenging job… — Taylor Hanson Copy Share Image
I cannot forbid a person to marry several wives, for it does not contradict Scripture. MARTIN LUTHER, letter to Chancellor Gregory Brück, January 13,… — Jean de la Bruyere Copy Share Image
I don't like being away from home. That's one reason why I don't work as much as I used to [when I started my… — Jane Powell Copy Share Image
Luckily, the bullet that hit my chest never got to me. It was stopped by a silver case I got for my brother's wedding. — James Doohan Copy Share Image
Do you think that God would separate me from my husband if I killed myself? I feel as though I am going out of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The thing about hitting kids is, think about if you were doing the same thing to another adult. Hitting your kid is really the… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
“Take an interest in his appearance. Keeping his clothes in order is your job; encouraging him to look his best, and admiring him when… — Ellen Baker Copy Share Image
Females always say, you can't turn a hoe into a house wife, but steady be trying to turn a dog into a faithful man… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
He's a fool that marries; but he's a greater fool that does not marry a fool. — William Wycherley Copy Share Image
Her dignity consists in being unknown to the world; her glory is in the esteem of her husband; her pleasures in the happiness of… — Jean-Jacques Rousseau Copy Share Image
But I think that of all the literature that I studied, the book that did more than any other to fire my enthusiasm was… — Kwame Nkrumah Copy Share Image