I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff. And I want in. — Homer Simpson Copy Share Image
Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked. Aw, I gotta go. My damn wiener kids are listening. -Homer — Homer Simpson Copy Share Image
When will you Australians learn? In America we stopped using corporal punishment, and things have never been better! The streets are safe. Old people… — Homer Simpson Copy Share Image
Bart! With $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like love — Homer Simpson Copy Share Image
No son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies, and kid's with fake ID's. — Homer Simpson Copy Share Image
Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids. — Homer Simpson Copy Share Image
People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow. Well, goodnight. — Homer Simpson Copy Share Image
They took the foam off the market because they found out it was poisonous, but if you ask me, if you're dumb enough to… — Homer Simpson Copy Share Image
You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons. — Homer Simpson Copy Share Image
