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“Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked. Aw, I gotta go. My damn wiener kids are listening. -Homer”

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Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is like another nail.

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Remember to rebel against the authorities, kids!

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No son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies, and kid's with fake ID's.

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Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.

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I don't think anything I've ever done is wrong!

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People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow. Well, goodnight.

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Don't worry honey, daddy will fix that broken animal.

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Trying is the first step towards failure

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They took the foam off the market because they found out it was poisonous, but if you ask me, if you're dumb enough to…

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You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.

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