Buckle up...it makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I saw a great bumper sticker that read: 'Do something that scares you every day.' That really stuck with me. I try… — Janice Tanton Copy Share Image
The Hillary team is driving around in a van. Sometimes people get those gag bumper stickers put on their van. Hillary has… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
I guess we were all guilty, in a way. We all shot him, we all skinned him, and we all got a… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
I must confess, when I see anyone with an Obama 2012 bumper sticker, I recognize them as a threat to the gene pool. — Allen West Copy Share Image
How ironic is it to see a bumper sticker that says 'Jesus is the answer' next to a bumper sticker supporting the… — Shane Claiborne Copy Share Image
Here’s a bumper sticker I’d like to see: “We are the proud parents of a child who’s self-esteem is sufficient that he… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
When people ask me why I don't have a tattoo, I ask them why they never see a bumper sticker on a… — Crapp Copy Share Image
“With a lightning quick glance at me first, he reads one bumper sticker: “Member: BBB. Boys in Books are Better?” — Anne Eliot Copy Share Image
I guess if you got elected on a bumper sticker slogan you didn't really mean, it makes perfect sense to try to… — Nancy Mace Copy Share Image
No one doubts that pure libertarianism is simple, but that's just why it remains on the ideological fringe - because it boils… — Ross Douthat Copy Share Image
There seems to be no stopping drug frenzy once it takes hold of a nation. What starts with an innocuous HUGS, NOT… — Barbara Ehrenreich Copy Share Image
“November 4, 1987 Chicago I saw a bumper sticker the other day that read I LOVE KILLING COMMUNISTS. The word love was… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
A popular bumper sticker post-9/11, and pretty faded these days, proclaims drivers of the cars to be 'Proud to be an American.'… — Hooman Majd Copy Share Image
You want to know whether we're better off? I've got a little bumper sticker for you: Osama bin Laden is dead and… — Joe Biden Copy Share Image
I have a bumper sticker that Bowen created that says Regardless of my kids grades, they have an 'A' in my book'.… — George A. Sheehan Copy Share Image
A pretty face had been damaged by acne scars and she wore and extra forty pounds on her frame like a threat.… — Dennis Lehane Copy Share Image
Myself, I have never seen a bumper sticker saying " Hate if you Love Jesus ", but I sometimes wonder why not.… — Simon Blackburn Copy Share Image
I saw a bumper sticker once that stayed with me: 'God help me become the person my dog thinks I am.' I… — Neil Macdonald Copy Share Image
The reality is when you make 'America First' a bumper sticker and pump it overseas, what you're telling them is 'America Only'. — Stanley A. McChrystal Copy Share Image
That bumper sticker everyone has down in Philadelphia, the one that says, 'Only the Lord saves more than Bernie Parent,' really isn't… — Jerry Korab Copy Share Image
A lot of people don't like bumper stickers. I don't mind bumper stickers. To me a bumper sticker is a shortcut. It's… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
“She saw a bumper sticker in the back window of the cab that read, Foreplay in Texas: Get in the truck. “That’s” — Nicole James Copy Share Image
If my mother were a bumper sticker, she would read THAT'S NOT APPROPRIATE. Taylor's mom would read WHY THE F*** NOT? — Natasha Friend Copy Share Image
One thing I learned in sobriety is to stop being judgmental, to always be discerning. When I drive, that will be my… — Kevin Sessums Copy Share Image
Stuff Happens.’ That’s the G-rated version. That’s a bumper sticker that only a straight white upper middle class male could have made.… — Tim Wise Copy Share Image
There are no moderate Republicans left, with the exception of a few who would vote with us when it doesn’t make any… — Barney Frank Copy Share Image
Instant enlightenment. A quintessential modernism, culture and religion accommodated to the age of fast food and bumper stickers. But psyche and spirit… — Kenny Smith Copy Share Image
I wish I knew how we achieve the goal of world peace. My bumper sticker reads 'Just Another Version of You.' The… — Norman Lear Copy Share Image
