When life hands you lemons say, "Lemons? What else have you got?" - bumper sticker — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“Only a writer would slap a bumper sticker on her car that read, 'Seriously, I'd rather be working' .” — Richelle E. Goodrich Copy Share Image
The favourite bumper sticker in Washington D.C. right now is one that says 'First Iraq, then France' — Tom Brokaw Copy Share Image
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most [borrowed from Mark Twain] — Gerard Way Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your bumper sticker says, My other car is a combine. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I had a bumper sticker on my car for a long time that said, "Kill your television." People helpfully pointed out that… — George Meyer Copy Share Image
Good places for aphorisms: in fortune cookies, on bumper stickers, and on banners flying over the Palace of Free Advice. — Mason Cooley Copy Share Image
We should just get somebody from the left and the right and they should all throw bumper stickers at each other and… — David Cross Copy Share Image
“A great principle of moral advancement, on a par with “Love thy neighbor” and “All men are created equal,” is the one… — Steven Pinker Copy Share Image
It is obvious that the bumper sticker question "What would Jesus do?" will not always bring a popular response. — Jeffrey R. Holland Copy Share Image
Hook up with us and see a quick return on your premiums.' I like it, Sammy. Think we can fit it on… — Jeff Mariotte Copy Share Image
Trump bumper sticker is the new Confederate flag. Absolutely. All Donald Trump is doing is making America hate again. — Charlamagne tha God Copy Share Image
The Confederate flag is one of those things that should only be seen on t-shirts, belt buckles and bumper stickers to help… — John Oliver Copy Share Image
You want to know whether we're better off? I've got a little bumper sticker for you: Osama bin Laden is dead and… — Joe Biden Copy Share Image
Much of John Kerry's recent surge has come at the expense of Howard Dean. The situation reflected in his hot new bumper… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
You don't change the world by hiding in the woods, wearing a hair shirt, or buying indulgences in the form of 'Save… — Alex Steffen Copy Share Image
People who are running for office mislead the American people by saying that there's a three-point plan or a bumper sticker kind… — Ken Salazar Copy Share Image
A Pennsylvania woman convicted for shoplifting was sentenced to wear a badge that reads "Convicted Shoplifter." However, her lawyers hope to plea… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Cold Case Files' and similar shows do bang up business, which points to a certain thirst for details in the viewership, but… — Hal Sparks Copy Share Image
My tattoo is of a cannon in Vancouver that I got in a fleeting moment of stupidity maybe 14 years ago. A… — Ryan Reynolds Copy Share Image
At our church I do not endorse politicians publicly. Because I am afraid that if I endorse one candidate, it would keep… — Max Lucado Copy Share Image
Nothing makes me roll my eyes faster than a "Coexist" bumper sticker. — Ayelet Waldman Copy Share Image
“ If god is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining. --BUMPER STICKER” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
Buckle up...it makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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